niggawitdreadz:

skypestripper:

aclorable:

aclorable:

aclorable:

which country has the most birds

portugeese

wait

thats a language

You could have easily said turkey but nope look at you, ya sure fucked this one up bub

however-whatever-whenever:

The British are here! Cast of #downtonabbey looking sharp for today’s Hollywood Reporter photo shoot. 📷🇬🇧🌷📺

davies-rules-moffat-drools:

my-placenta-is-on-fire:

scarecrowartist:

bekkaa:

sweeter-than-tea:

Did you know that by spelling the english word SOCKS outloud, you are also saying the spanish phrase Eso si que es, which means “it is what is is”. 

My spanish teacher told us this last year and I will never forget it

can we  say socks instead of yolo?

yes.

Mama, just killed a man #SOCKS

#españyolo

stylinsmut:

the first smut i ever read was about a girl listening to these people having sex in a bathroom stall and when they were done she snuck in and it was like “she saw semen all over the floor and bent over to pick one up”

she picked up a sperm

just one

baelor:

amoying:

imagine if trees gave off wifi signals, we would be planting so many trees and we’d probably save the planet too

too bad they only produce the oxygen we breathe

who-the-fuck-is-uncle-ken:

omg could Voldemort have defeated Harry if he just said Accio Glasses, like the boy who lived aint got shit if he’s visually impaired

spitcastle:

AVADA KADOILY

meanplastic:

future is now

skarvika:

that-kid-from-london:

michaxl:

if youve never seen an uncircumsized penis,

I can confirm this is what my penis looks like

next time i have to show my penis to someone i’m going to slowly turn around and say “welcome to the boobah zone bitch”

ticktocksheep:

queersuperteens:

muffarino:

Friendly reminder that Tom Felton improvised this scene because he forgot his line.

A+ acting, would cackle again.

I love how he looks genuinely impressed in the last gif.

justtouchedawkwardly:

first i was afraid

oh-hai-didnt-c-u-there:

Me and Jenna and me and Matt <3

hairandglasses:

hhelp